It’s a little past daybreak. My family — me, my twin brother Tyler, and my dad — finish our coffee in the dark kitchen and rinse our mugs in the sink as quietly as we can.
Dad eases the door to the garage open and we slip out, jumping barefoot on the freezing concrete.

Tyler and Dad make a break for the wetsuits, which they think are stashed hanging in a closet.
They are not.
The hangers are empty.
There are a few moments of confusion, then disbelief.
“Have the thugs roaming the streets of this prosperous beach town made off with our wetsuits?”
I procure three new wetsuits from my Jeep. “These aren’t our wetsuits,” says my dad.
“They’re too nice,” says Tyler.
“These are our wetsuits,” I say. “Merry Christmas.” My brother lets out a loud whoop, forgetting that my mom is still sleeping upstairs. My dad is grinning ear to ear. It’s exactly the reaction I was hoping for.
“They’re Patagonia,” I say.
“Sweet!” says Tyler.
“Yeah, they’re guaranteed for life,” I say.
“Very responsible, son,” says dad.
He’s got his suit on and it fits great. He bends deep at the knees.
“It’s nice and stretchy,” he says. “And soft.”