It’s sleek, it’s strong, it’s loaded with state-of-the-art features—12-pack abs, advanced neurachem engineering, ninja muscle memory, not to mention one hell of a package—and it’s going to require a ton of exercise and care to maintain (think endless leg days and protein powder). You’ll also be dropping a good chunk of change to acquire it.
If your mate is less than thrilled at the idea of you getting a new sleeve—maybe she thinks it’s vain, or too expensive, or she’s feeling threatened by it—explain why it’s so important to you. An upgraded sleeve is not just about status—it’s also about your health and well-being. And if you’re living your best life—a happier and healthier one—there’s a lot in it for her, too. (Especially if you go for a real top-of-the-line model with Empathin, a hormone that lets you both feel each other’s arousal and sexual pleasure along with your own.) As long as it’s your money you’re spending, and as long as it’s not the result of an unhealthy obsession, you should go for it, hopefully with her blessing. After all, there are worse grails to chase than a strong, vibrant body.